At lunch:
Tyler: "We should steal that guy's cookies. Like, just take them."
Me: "Lol."
Tyler: "Can we be those kids? The kids who just steal his cookies? He wouldn't do anything. He would just be like 'Fuck! Fuck... Whatever. Man. What jackasses'. We could totally do it."

So we did.

But not actually.

We just walked away.

In the hallway:
Cookie kid walks past.
Me: "Can I have a cookie?"
Cookie Kid: "Sure."
Me: "Thanks!"
Tyler (turning around): "FUCK! OH MY FUCKING GOD! What??"
Me: "Lol."

Greatest escapade ever.